"Let's rebuild Britain" they say, a mere 24 months after being ceremoniously dumped by an electorate fed up with 13 years of ever increasing authoritarianism, taxation and "loony left" diktats. After bailing out worthless banks with billions borrowed from our children, Ed Balls has the nerve to stand in front of an ever dwindling crowd of freaks and political oddballs to demand that taxes on mobile phones be raised to house some of the 2 million new inhabitants he invited to take up residence.
Yes, it's party conference season again, where a few thousand of the party faithful trudge to some God forsaken rain sodden backwater to listen to their heroes spout Policy wonkage in the hope of finding the nugget of stupidity that the Great British Electorate will fall for in their millions and return yet another troop of buffoons to the heady heights of Government. Evenings are crammed full of "fringe" meetings, plotting, stabbing and lobbying whilst the spin doctors attempt to seduce the media to plaster these desperate shysters all over our newspapers.
Meanwhile, out there, the remaining 95% of Britain simply couldn't give a rat's arse about eco-lesbianism or fracking - they're too busy trying to make ends meet after the State has wrung every last penny from their wage packets. Today we hear that after paying massive National Insurance premiums for decades to cover your pension, you will be forced to hand over another 8% of your earnings to er.....cover your pension. All said with a caring smile by a man who is borrowing £1.6 Billion pounds to hand to our sworn enemies, Pakistan in the belief that if we hand over enough money, they'll behave themselves and not bomb us - another lesson not learned from Afghanistan or a myriad of other conflicts where our "leaders" had to show they are worthy of a place at the top table by dropping bombs on brown people.
Stay away from these snake oil salesmen. They have created a system that cannot function without their endless meddling, law making, legislating and interfering. Like ants squeezing sugar from grazing aphids, they milk us to fund their system of aphid milking on the promise that somehow our lives are better for it - they aren't.
If you can spare a moment, look deeply into their eyes and ask yourself whether you genuinely wish your life to be governed by these idiots. We give them the power to take our money, our property and our liberty by voting for them and giving them credibility in this circus of fools.
So don't. By that, I mean don't vote for these idiots. Withdraw from the entire crooked process safe in the knowledge that your lack of vote may be keeping the next twisted, power crazed psychopath out of office and away from the levers of power. Feel the liberation of simply admitting that no one can govern you better than yourself and certainly not the type of moron who sits in Manchester in the rain debating the merits of "diversity in the post modernist welfare structure".